Creche Selfies of the Chosen One?

There are a couple of things amiss with this satirical seasonal selfie.

First of call, who is in the manger at this Creche?  Someone should educate the Obama drummer boy.

Moreover, where are the Wise Men?  It certainly seems as if the Wise Men have left the District of Calamity (sic). 

And of course the parody picture begs the question about focusing on the center of attention.  But when someone is constantly proclaimed "the Chosen One", drawing attention to oneself is all together too common.