Half Baked Hostess Humor

Hostess Brands  has shut down bakeries nationwide after a strike by the Bakery, Confectionary, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union combined with poor with poor management.

But you probably have not heard how Hostess is splitting up  
its assets. It is all earmarked for the District of Calamity. 

• The State Department took all the Twinkies
• The Secret Service hired all of the Ho-Hos
• The generals cornered the Cupcakes
• and the voters sent all of the Ding Dongs to Congress.

But what about the Wonder Bread?  Will the best thing since sliced bread head to the White House?

That's dubious as it is probably too white bread for the Obama's.  Besides, it doesn't go well with organic arugula.